Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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