I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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