My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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