On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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