Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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