just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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