bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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