Who did Billy Mays play for?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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