She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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