My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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