god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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