Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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