Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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