I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
either way he was missing a nipple.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Congratulations! We have a period
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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