sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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