I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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