I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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