things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Sext me about skeletons
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
The Olympian is in my bed
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