I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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