Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
