i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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