If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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