I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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