Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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