If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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