how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
