i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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