I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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