Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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