my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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