Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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