sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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