i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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