It's just like the Real World with babies
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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