I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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