i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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