I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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