Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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