how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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