You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just cropdusted the office
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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