dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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