awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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