Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I don't think brook has ever known best
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Sorry about my life...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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