And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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