it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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