Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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