i may or may not be watching the land before time
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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