the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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