I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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