He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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