what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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