Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
