ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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