I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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